Don’t think about this one too hard.
Oh, and also your skeleton is wet.
You might need to read this twice.
Jesus was born about 80 mothers ago.
This explains a lot about Wonka, honestly.
This is definitely what the scare/laugh floor looks like now.
Life could be like a video game 24/7.
Adorable and accurate.
Bet you never realized there was a murder on these M&M bags.
Did you know we have words for the day after tomorrow and the day before yesterday?
This is actually completely true.
Oh my god.
I’ll leave you with this: Part of America is a Kentucky Fried Chicken chef.