H2-nooooo.

Maple water.

Maple water.

Wait, does it taste like pancakes?? I'm in if it tastes like pancakes.

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Whole Foods’ $6 asparagus water.

Whole Foods' $6 asparagus water.

*whispers* does it still make your pee smell

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This artichoke water named “Arty.”

This artichoke water named "Arty."

Go home, Arty, you're drunk.

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Cactus water.

Cactus water.

I prefer that other cactus water: tequila.

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$65 “Dirty Lemon” water infused with charcoal.

$65 "Dirty Lemon" water infused with charcoal.

I just…no.

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OGO oxygen water.

OGO oxygen water.

After a long workout, I really want only a Christmas tree ornament's worth of hydration.

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“Hawaiian volcanic” water.

"Hawaiian volcanic" water.

For the person who sneers at Fiji.

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Birch water.

Birch water.

I guess all the trees moved to San Francisco and decided to start their own waters.

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Black water.

Black water.

Goth AF.

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Aloe water.

Aloe water.

If it's going to be aloe, it needs pulp.

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Balance water for women.

Balance water for women.

It could only be better if it came with a husband who ~actually~ helps out around the house! haha amirite ladies

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Boxed water.

Boxed water.

Good for the environment, but bad for my desire to not punch someone in the eye.

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Almond water.

Almond water.

Turning almonds into water has to be the root of the California drought, right?

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Glace rare iceberg water.

Glace rare iceberg water.

Just try to drink it without thinking about Leo and Kate.

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And… Boston water?

And... Boston water?

In Philly they call it “wooder.”

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