I’m not sure what profession requires weighing small animals, but it’s definitely what I want to do for a living.

He fits right into that tiny little parfait cup!

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Me: “Don’t move! Stay perfectly still!” Meerkat: “You got it, boss.”

Me: "Don't move! Stay perfectly still!" Meerkat: "You got it, boss."

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“Hey, how long is this gonna take? Can we hurry it up?”

"Hey, how long is this gonna take? Can we hurry it up?"

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All this lil’ guy needs is an equally lil’ glass jar.

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“Hey, how much do you weigh?” “It’s not polite to ask.”

"Hey, how much do you weigh?" "It's not polite to ask."

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“OMG. Hold my hand. I’m so scared!”

"OMG. Hold my hand. I'm so scared!"

You'll be fine! Don't worry!

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This post was translated from Japanese.

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